The Hee-Haw Conflict

Tony and Lohbado were arrested and sent to work as slaves at the great dictator’s palace on the Plains of Radiation. Their job was to polish doorknobs in the mahogany hall. The Dictator had a fetish for knobs of wood, glass, crystal, porcelain, silver and gold. His palace contained a corridor of doorknobs.

Who stole the cookies?

     Aaaah! Bad bad bad very bad. Card house collapse, dangerous door electric funk gone humpty dumpty into jelloid k liquid mumble Nomroh ooo P.P. Q.Q. ritual spot touch under viscous water X-rated zoology. What’s going on? Who stole the cookies?

door spirit

Through the open door, Lohbado caught a glimpse of a spirit, imprinted on the rock. The door spirit told Lohbado to eat in order to know. Eat hot dogs. Eat to feel solid, to weigh down the body that felt like a spirit.

Great Nomroh Door to Pastry Paradise

A door, reflected in Lohbado’s living room mirror, provided hope of escaping the infestation of Tunnel Bugs. A mutate strain of bugs, half tick, half roach, burrowed under the skin. The bugs secrete slippery mucus to facilitate the passage of followers.