Club Morono Lemon-Carrot Cake

The essential ingredients of this Morono Cake are moldy lemon, wilted carrot and sour milk. Add peanuts. Don't bother cooking. I wouldn't recommend eating it. Such a cake is more for show. Sometimes you can't have your cake and eat it too.


The lower dish is a Morono Oh Cake. It's pretty much self-explanatory.

After taking photos of this and other dum-dum hee-haw delicacies, I served them to the toilet in small portions, so as not to plug it. It looked like vomit. I figured it would be in bad taste to take photos of food in the toilet, although it was picturesque.

Next time food spoils in the fridge, don't waste it. Use your imagination to create a Moronovian Feast for the camera.