big baloney

When push comes to shove, what counts is the ability to deliver baloney, lots of it. We're talking about enough baloney to pave entire streets and the sidewalks as well. By the baloney you speak, people will know you're number one. Pile it on. Soft, easy to swallow, very digestible, good old baloney, as patriotic as spaghetti and mashed potatoes. I'm going to eat some right now.