Thursday, February 24, 2011

Oogah Drink and Dill Pickles

Made with the finest, natural ingredients, Oo-Cha, a favorite drink of the OOO is a good source of moisture and is sure to quench your thirst. Using an old recipe of cow drool and liquified hog fat, this drink should be a pleasure. It contains no alcohol or drugs, nothing that would lead a person to sin. According to legend, after his first cup of Oo-Cha, Lohbado saw Oorsis, the great bear spirit. She handed him a dill pickle and they danced around a camp fire. Club Morono highly recommends that if you ever find a bottle of Oo-Cha, please let Club Morono know about your experience.

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