Boxing day special, hurry while supplies still last, everything a certain percent off. It starts at 1 PM and goes to about 7 or 8 PM. Be careful of freezing rain. Certain freeway exits to shopping plazas could be congested. Don't fly into a rage as you look for a parking spot. Don't trample people down town. Hurry hurry hurry for super dooper specials.
Lohbado just woke from a nap. It's dark and slippery outside. Time for another cup of coffee and a session of prayer and rejoicing at the Moronovian Tabernacle.