Onion Agents

Years ago, while crossing the Plains of Radiation after the Apocalyptic War, Lohbado encountered Onion Agents who used emotional appeal to try and persuade lost wanderers to enlist in the RE (reconstruction effort). The first time  Onion Agents invaded his personal space, his eyes watered. After a while, he got used to them. They were about as annoying as telemarketers phoning up every day to ask if you'd like new doors and windows installed in your apartment. Lohbado eventually enrolled in a 6 week training program at Onion College which qualified him to work for the DR (department of regulation) as a PBE (push button expert).